9/15/13 Religion According to Ovaka

So, today's nursery handout was some sort of lion necklace. It was basically a piece of orange card stock with a lion printed on it, strung up on a string like a giant crazy necklace. All of my kids loved it. However, I'm not entirely sure what the lesson was about, as I couldn't get Ovaka to give me anything even remotely resembling a coherent answer. I'll go ahead and post the pic of the handout, and then give you some of my favorite answers I got from Ovaka regarding what the handout symbolized.  Here we go:

(Please note that Ovaka chewed off the top corner in the car on the way home from church.)

In no particular order, here are some of the lovely answers I got when I asked him about his nursery handout today.

-It's a golden twophy (trophy) sent to me fwom Jesus.

-It's a REAL lion, and it bite me. My hand bweeded (bled) all day long.

-I learn about Jesus. What did I learn? I DON'T KNOW!!!!

-They maked (made) us wear cwazy (crazy) animals on our necks. I tink dey (think they) want us to fight each other. Next time, I'll do "Anaconda Squeeze" like Nacho Weebway (Nacho Libre), ok, Mom?

So...yeah. Sorry I don't have a more coherent church story to share today. If any of his nursery leaders are reading this, can you please tell me what the lesson was about today? I'm thinking maybe Daniel and the Lion's Den...