Religion According to Ovaka

It's that time again: Sundays are "Ask Ovaka About His Nursery Handout" Day. Here is today's picture:

Front:

Back:

So, today our conversation went like this...

Me: Ovaka, who are these people in the picture?

Ovaka (pointing to the people from left to right): Um...dat's Jesus. And dat one's Heavenly Father. And dat's my girlfriend. And dat's her other boyfriend.

Me: Really! Wow. That sounds like exciting stuff! What are they doing?

Ovaka: Jesus give dem wocks.

Me: Jesus gave them ROCKS?! Why would he do that?!

Ovaka: Um...he give dem wocks so they can throw it in the water and kill some fishes to eat.

So...there ya go. Missed the mark on the loaves, but definitely knew that fishes were involved even though they weren't pictured in this particular handout.

For the record, he mostly just wanted to keep turning it over to show me the circle he made on the back. He was particularly proud of that. Goofy kid.