Ma'am? I think your son is licking the fence...

So, the title pretty much sums it up. I was leaning against the chain link fence watching Ilaiasi's game this afternoon, and one of the other parents tapped me on the shoulder, pointed in Ovaka's direction, and informed me that he thought my son was licking the fence. What do you say to that, really?

I looked over and saw this:

So I, of course, dealt with the situation like any rational parent would...I said, "What the heck, Ovaka?! That's super yucky. Now your mouth is gross!"

I took the following pictures as Ovaka attempted to explain what he was doing, and tell me why his mouth was not, in fact, yucky.

This kid...